Sit down honey gotta have us a talk
You man is a little upset
Theres a couple of things thats been missing
And i aint found em yet
I aint pointing no fingers aint layin?no blame
And i dont wanna lose my cool
But you just dont fool with a country boys tool
Tool box
Now did i hear you right you loaned em out
To the neighbor down the road
Hey id just as soon youd let him have my ole bird dog
Or my favorite fishing pole
Now theres one little lesson that you need to learn
You just dont fool with a country boys tool
Tool box
It was handed down from my daddys dad
Back in nineteen forty-two
And they may be rusty and they might be old
But theyre kinda like my family jewels
Honey i love you but theres something else too
That i care about a heck of a lot
Oh you just dont fool with a country boys tool
Tool box
Now i dont wanna hurt your tender heart
And i really do understand
That a friend in need is a friend indeed
And you offered a helping hand
But it something gets broke and its gotta be fixed
Well i dont blame you know who
cause you just dont fool with a country boys tool
Tool box
It was handed down from my daddys dad
Back in nineteen forty-two
And they may be rusty and they might be old
But theyre kinda like my family jewels
Honey i love you but theres something else too
That i care about a heck of a lot
Oh you just dont fool with a country boys tool
Tool box
