Jabba waka ding dong,
slip slap sleet.
Dip stick patty wack,
peepee googa-lee gee.
Polly wally sling slang,
scooy dibbely doo.
A wing wong ping pong
king kong cheech and chong,
hop hip kasha goo-goo.
Hickery dickery slickery flip flop,
dip skip to my loo.
Wim wam wam bam sam bam cunningham,
wartch nart cucher cucher coo.
Plus you got a dip,
you got a doodle,
you gotta, eat grandma's strudle.
Cuz' she stayed up all night to make it from scratch.
You got a gish,
you got a gash,
you gotta, wax grandma's mustache.
Then lay out her socks to make sure they match.
Woooooooo, you gotta do it for grandma.
Slabbidee dabbidee sling,
skism scasm bing bang boob.
A yip, a yap, a snippty snap,
a walla walla scrappy dappy doo.
Piddle faddle widdle waddle,
weeeeeeeee, clunckity clang.
A plop, a fiz, a wackity wiz,
a chitty chitty bang wang lang.
Zippity doo dang lippity ain't,
oompa loompa doo.
A piggly-wiggly do-da sticky wicky,
licky foo my chew.
Plus you got a dip,
you got a doodle,
you gotta shave grandma's poodle.
Cuz' grandma would do the same for you.
You got a libby,
you got a labby,
you gotta hug grandma even though she's flabby.
Wooooooooo, you gotta love your grandma.
Now if you listen to the words of the song,
you'll know they're coming straight from the heart.
Never make fun of your grandma,
even when she rips a juicy fart.
And remember to dip,
you got a doodle,
you gotta stop playin' with your noodle.
Cuz' grandma said it'll make you go blind.
You gotta gipper,
you got a gyper,
you gotta change grandma's diaper.
And then pretend that you really didn't mind.
Woooooooooo, respect to the grandma.
From Beamer1@hughes.net
