An angel on a Harley pulls across to greet a fellow rolling stone
Puts his bike up on it's stand
leans back and then extends.
A scarred and greasy hand; he said:
How ya doin bro? Where ya been? Were ya goin?
Then he takes your hand in some strange Californian handshake
And breaks the bone:
Have a nice day".
A housewife from Encino
Whose husband's on the golf course with his book of rules.
Breaks and make a P' and idles back to take a second look at you.
You flex your rod
fish takes the hook
Sweet vodka and tobacco in her breath
Another number in your little black book.
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking.
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking.
Oh baby
I must be dreaming I'm standing on the leading edge.
The Eastern seaboard spread before my eyes.
Jump
says Yoko
Oh no ! I'm too scared and too good looking" I cried.
Go on
she says
Why don't you give it a try?
Why prolong the agony all men must die?"
Do you remember Dick Tracy? Do you remember Shane?
Another mother wants you
.
Could you see him selling tickets
where the buzzard circles over.
Shane
- The body on the plain.
Did you understand the music
Yoko
or was it all in vain?
The bitch said something mystical "Herro"
So I stepped back on the kerb again.
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking.
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking.
Oh babe
I must be dreaming again.
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking. . . .
