People who use the word literally wrong.
Like my junior year history teacher. He always
said stupid stuff like "the world literally turned
upside down" and I wanted to stand up in class
and scream HOW THE HELL DID THAT
HAPPEN?? You'd need a big fucking crane to
turn the world literally upside down!! Or he'd
say their head literally exploded with rage. Wow
I'd like to see that someday at the mall.
Do people just not understand how this
word is meant? Literally, it means they literally
did it as in it actually happened. Real, not
figurative. I think he meant figuratively. I wanted
to stand up and literally shake his little head off.
Kinda like a squishy banana. Squishy
bananas really suck. I would always get excited
when my mom would make me a lunch and I'd
discover the bananas were squishy. I didn't want
to eat that. Gross. Especially if it's squished all
over my sandwich. That's nasty. That literally
grossed me out. And sometimes when I'd take
these squishy bananas home to throw them in the
trash I'd discover the cat had knocked over the trash
and threw it everywhere and then the dogs would
get into the pantyliners and chew them up and throw
them in with the clean laundry. And I had to spank my
cat because he's a bad kitty. Bad kitty, bad! You are
literally a bad, bad kitty. That's what I'd say 'cause I
know how to use the word literally correctly.
