Moron
(Dead Milkmen)
Performed By Dead Milkmen
Eat Your Paisley Album
Hangin' out in the comode
Listening to Depeche Mode
You look like some kind of toad
Why are you a moron?
Got a skateboard "gnarly rad"
With money from you mom and dad
Take a bath cause you smell bad
Why are you a moron?
Walkin' down old south street
Say "Hello" to the kids you meet
If knowing you is such a treat
Why are you a moron?
Got kicked out of public school
Make a waste of our gene pool
Face it asshole you're a fool
Why are you a moron?
"I'm staring at a wall going nothing at all
Gotta get outta here I could use some beer
Wish I could get some beer
I could use some beer tonight"
In and out of trendy clubs
With a pair of day-glo gloves
You're the only one you love
Why are you a moron?
Tell use you got something to say
Then bore us with your anarchy
We just wish you'd go away
Why are you a moron?
A trendy losers what you are
It's your scene are you're the czar
I'd like to see you covered with tar
Why are you a moron?
Creeps like you should be wiped out
You've got a face just like a trout
Listen to everybody shout
Why are you a moron?
"I'm following the trend 'cause I wanna
have some friends. I want to be somebody.
Don't wanna be a 'nobody'. I wanna be
with someone tonight."
I swear that you are Hitler's clone
Spread disease wherever you roam
Got the brains of a garden gnome
Why are you a moron?
Voted for Reagan not once but twice
And think that Jerry Farwell's nice
Do you keep your brain on ice?
Why are you a moron?
In the end you're all alone
No one calls you on the phone
Got no job you've got no home
Why are you a moron?
Hangin' out in the comode
Listening to Depeche Mode
You look like some kind a toad
You're just a fucking moron!
"I'm freezing up inside. All my brain cells
have died. Gonna get out of here. I'm
gonna get out of here. I'm gonna get out of here tonight.
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"Hush little baby don't say a word : "I woke up, can't wait to eat
And never mind that noise you heard : Got my cereal, boy I was beat
It just the beasts under your bed : Opened the fridge and to my dismay
In your closet in your head!!!" : There was no milk my mother will pay"
