I was checking out this girl one day
Oh my god, what a sight to see
She asked me "What the hell is your
problem, kid,
why the hell you keep staring at me?"
I guess I'm sexist because I think that
she looks good
I'm just a sexist pig I wish she
understood
The way I think
I was thinking about what I should
say
As I stared at her beautiful face
So I asked her, "Hey baby, wanna
have a good time."
So she sprayed me in the face with
some mace
I guess I'm sexist because that really
gave me wood
I'm just a sexist pig I wish she
understood
The way I think
You wouldn't understand
What's going on in my mind
Even if you did
You might not like what's there to find
You wouldn't understand it
Thats just the way god planned it
If girls were meant to know
I would of told you so
But since they don't
I guess I won't
Tell you about the real way that I feel
Even though that girl was so hot
She wasn't really worth the pain
I think the mace went right through my
eye balls
Now its sinking into my brain
I should go to the hospital
I really wish I could
I can't see out of both my eyes
I think she misunderstood
The way I think
