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Andrew's (ANDYTRAK) Profile
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| Name:
| Andrew (ANDYTRAK)
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| Age:
| 34
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| Sex:
| Male
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| City:
| Lancaster
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| State:
| PA
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My Exact Description I'm 35 yrs. of age/ born on 09/24/1972,/SWM/5'9"/I weigh in at 255 LB/Short blk. hr. - Army Ranger-styled crew cut/Clean-shaven/Big brn. eyes/wear size 13 boots/dress casually/Have lightly tanned skin/Wear glasses, with black frames/I have roundish facial features.
I normally get around with a silver "Mongoose-Blackcombe" dual suspension mountain bike & bike trailer in tow, to pull my groceries, or just plain old bike tools, when I go out riding. I'm well known around my town, & plan on going on long-distance bike trips for the summer time. That's my transportation. Why? Becuz' I'm not as blessed as you are, with the funds to afford an automobile. That's the answer that you get. Lol :oD -- Oh, well! -- Heck, I wouldn't wanna pay over $3.00/gal. for gas anyway! -- I mean ... gimme a break! :o/ It must be a drag to have to pay through the nose for you, drivers! It's worth gett'n caught in the pour'n rain for me, or in a major thunderstorm. Lol.
*I'm no yuppie, & I'm not fancy, so please understand that I will not be willing to accept a "gold-digger," as a girlfriend. I would prefer that you be in a low income range like I am, actually. but, if you make a lil more for yerself, it's OK by me, as long as ya don't ask me dumb, fascist questions like: "Why don't you make more money," or "Why aren't you in a higher income brackett?" That's not something that I find appealing, at all, & I will reject anyone who makes me feel like I'm not worth their time, based on what I make. God's my judge.
I love doggies! -- I used to have a huge cuddly basset houndypooie named 'Huckleberry.' I love him so. He was the saddest thing in the whole wide world, & someday I'll surely get another one. I like animals as a whole, but ... I LOVE bassets & bloodhoundies above the rest. (o) - bow-wow! LOL
My Personality
Many people have told me that I have a very good sense of humor, & that I'm very easy to get along with. I love to make people laugh, & People generally like to have me around. I'm very polite, & I respect a woman's feelings. As long as my feelings are respected in return, then I'm satisfied, & content. I'll accept nothing less than that, OK? Please read on. - I'm not juss settling for anyone.
My Faith
Last mid-November 2006, I became 'saved' under the Holy Spirit of God, through Jesus Christ. I'm faithful to Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior, so I have to ask that you: please be of the same faith as I am. I've been healed under the power the Holy Spirit; He's healed my right ankle, emotionally, as well as dental troubles. As soon as I opened up my heart to Jesus privately in my apt., - by admitting to Him that He is real, He let God's Holy Spirit overtake me, & my torments instantly disappeared. As a result, He instilled much peace within me, & took away my inner torments. Kool, huh? Alleluia! I'm a 'prayer worrior' in the Christian faith.
OK; I'm not 'perfect.' - No more perfect than you. Lol -- I am still a human being, still just as failable as you are with all your imperfections. We are ALL imperfect, & we all sin, on occaision. So, I'm not perfect, but I am a very nice person, I have been told that I have a very big heart. I'm not abusive, & I'm not a lying backstabbing snake. Telling the truth is not easy for me, as I've suffered alot of rejection in my life, but ... I do the very best that I can to be as upfront as possible, so that there are no surprises.
My Attributes
*Dependable
*Trustworthy
*Drug & Disease Free I'm Drug & Disease free. I have never had a dependancy issue with controlled substances, but if you did, it's kool. We all have pitfalls. -- I want to ad to that, that, that you not approach me for a relationship IF you are 'coked' up, 'doped' up, or 'alkeed' up. -- I mean that,sweety.
*Monogamous
*Polite
*Emotionally-stable
*I believe in chivalry
*Very clean
**I LOVE bare female feet!**
-- I'm sorry; I can't help that. Lol -- It's a major fetish of mine. :oD Please don't let that discourage you from want'n ta' get ta' know me. Lol I have always loved the appearance of this, since I was a teenager, so ... I'm not sure why, but I mean, atleast I'm honest about that. Lol
My Pet Peeve Online
I love some'a these ladies who cry & moan to me on line about my sending more than one email / response to other women. -- Lemme tell you something honey, IF you're one of these complainants. -- The reason why I do this is because of the obvious fact that if I were to just send 1 single email t oone woman a day, it's take me a thousand bloody years t oge tso much as one single response, so ... don't play yer fiddle to me about that, cuz I don't care. I'm trying to find a good woman -- 1 WOMAN, not 100 women. 1 is enough for me. My chances of that are already next to nill online & elsewhere, so I am doing what I have to do to get that woman. If it ain't you, it'll be someone else. My intention is not to p*** anyone off, & I regret if you are, but like I said, I seek a good woman. If you're it, great! -- Let's get started. If not, it'll be someone else. I'm glad we put that issue to rest. :o)
Music Tastes
I love going mountain biking, hiking, & to the movies. I love the 80's techno/disco, & R&B. I love going out to eat, but it gets to be a drag doi'n that alone all the time. I'm sick of it. TV Tastes I'm a Treky, but only the original TV series. Lol -- I juss love some of these women who like ... block my emails for no reason. Am I that terrible of a person? I mean ... you have to be willing to know someone on some level before you throw someone outt'a ya; life, right? We should be fair with folks. I respect nothing less.
NO-NO's
*I'm not looking for some cheap 'pole' dancer; I'm looking for a Christian woman, who acts & dresses like a lady. -- (In private is something else, but publicly, that's important, as well. You don't have to be a rocket scientist. Just be & act like a lady, please. You can be dirty in private, if you'd like. I do like that. -- I LOVE a strict woman/bossiness in private, but I am flexible. LOL
*NO Devil worshipers. I see no excuse for it, & since the devil is the head pitiless scumbag in hell,
*NO married women/Separated women. You atleast have to be honest with me about that.
*NO miserable & self-hating women
I don't need to go out with one of his suckers. Know Jesus, & you'll have better promise with me.
*I will not get yoked with some 'Athiest,' 'Agnostic,' or general unbeliever. *If you have a deadly disease., please be kind enough to tell me. (AIDS/Ebola/Hep./HPV I need to know.) I appreciate it. :o)
What I Can Offer You
I can make you laugh with my goofy behaviors at times, & I can have serious conversations with you, like any other human being. I am responsibe, & I will listen to you, when you wanna tell me yer feelings. I can prove to you in my actions that I am who I say I am in ALL respects. I can't fly you to Paris, but ... I can take you out to the movies at times, & out to eat once in a while. -- I'm not Fabio, & I'm not wealthy, financially. I am however, wealthy spiritually on the inside, & I am honest. I deserve a good woman who is kind-hearted enough to see that. I am quite the passionate type in private, & will cater to your desires, if you'd like me to do that for ya, as I do care about yer feelings as a woman. Are you good enough to treat me the same way?
What I Am Not Seeking
Vile & rude women -- especially women who go around 'spitting' infront of everyone absollutely disgusts me, to no end.
My Appropriate Match
SWF, meaning: Unmarried, or Single, or Widowed. NOT SEPARATED/NOT MARRIED! 23-35 years of age / 150-200LB / 5'-6'6" -- I would prefer that you would be at least 6' tall, but if not, it's alright/ Any color hair / Any color eyes / You must have excellent hygein -- & I would like to make very clear that I will not accept anyone who is neglegent of that. Use soap, & be clean, please. NO self-hating, stink-bombs! -- Also, BE yourself. Don't pile on the makeup, if yer rotten on the inside, which (I'm sure yer not. Lol) no phony facades. Be yerself. Everyone laughs & everyone cries, even lil ole me. :o(
I love a woman who has a very gentle touch, & I love it when you are a good masseur. (Did I spell that right? Lol) I love it when you're a great kisser, & when you are kind-hearted.
Do you have any fetishes? Please tell me. I do care about your feelings, ya know. May I message your cute lil' bare footsies? ;o) Perhaps you like a good kisser too? -- I'm quite the cuddler, & I am a VERY good listener, as far as what I've been told by many people.
*You will offer me a very good personality, a good sense of humor, a pleasant attitude, & your time, as well as a relationship, not just online, but in person. NOTHING LESS will suffice.
**You MUST be emotionally stable.** Respectfully speak'n, I'm not a qualified psychiatrist, & cannot have you over at my pad in the midst of your nervous breakdown! -- Make sure you're in yer right mind. Silliness like joking around is all kool, but looneyines - like sporadic sobbing fits & the nervous breakdown thing ain't happen'n with me anymore with anyone else. It's too stressful, & too much upon me to deal with that, hon. I'm sorry. Be stable, if yer taking meds, it's your responsiblility to remember t otake them as prescribed. NOT mine. Remember them if you come over to my place, or wherever. It's been an issue with some of my partners in the past, so ... I'm just let'n ya know, OK? ;o)
My Location & Yours
**I am only accepting responses from those of you who live within 200 miles of my zipcode here in Lancaster, PA, of: 17602. You must be a citizen of the USA. You must live here in the USA, & be a LEGAL citizen of the USA, if you are interested in a relationship with me. NO exceptions, & NO baloney! IF you are here in this country, on a "temporary VISA," GO AWAY.** DO NOT WASTE MY TIME with phone-baloney nonsense. Please get back to me at your earliest convenience so that we may chat a bit.
Be well, be safe, & may GOD be with you.
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